Or At Least It Can Be!
There might never be a silver lining in the shadows of your divorce – but there is this one thing…
Do you have a terrible ex that just can’t seem to stop harassing you? Or maybe you know someone you has to deal with the biggest douche-bag on earth? While all of that can be a living hell it even becomes crazier when your ex uses your own kid as a pawn in their own self-centered production of trick-dickery!
So really the only thing left to do about it other than building your own rocket launcher and spray-painting your ex’s name on the projectile is to write a book. Yes, a book. Not a long book or a complicated book. Not even one that has a thousand words. No, you make a little color picture book like the ones you read to your child every night while fantasizing that your ex will be hit by lightening while lost at sea in a dingy and die by getting eaten by rabid dolphins.
Clearly transform the pages of this kids read-a-long into an adult type of children’s book. One that you would send in the mail to everybody who you have ever met to let them know that yes, your ex is the biggest A-Hole on earth! Questionably second only to dead people like Sadaam Hussein or Hitler. No, maybe your ex is even worse…
But unfortunately you don’t have time to write this book. So someone named Jenny Ex did it for you. Not to worry, it is crazy and funny enough to live up to your standards. It might even surprise you how much you have in common with her – like the crazy cousin who doesn’t seem so crazy anymore now that you’re divorced.
So instead of being all mad at the world by yourself, pick up this book so you can read about someone who is probably having a worse time than you are but has just given up all hope and wrote a book about it instead. Forget about your ex for a moment, maybe just while you are on the toilette and reading this book. But, be sure to pull your pants down first because you may soil yourself with laughter J
And it’s FREE on MOTHER’S DAY for KINDLE
Contact Information:
Author Name: Jenny Ex
Book Name: I Divorced Mommy Because She Is A Whore
For Sale On Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Jenny-Ex/e/B00CJ3Q0FA/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0
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